The Twirl!
Merlin/Mithian - my canonverse AU where Merlin gets to enjoy the Golden Age:
Merlin: You have denied many princes a pleasure of a dance.
Mithian: I need the The Finest Court Sorcerer World Has Ever Known to keep me from tripping on my two left feet.

What did you expect, an exploding pen? in living color.
The color version of this.